July 2012
1 post
June 2012
57 posts
Romeo: Hey, I just met you,
Romeo: And this is crazy.
Romeo: But I saw you at your Dad's party that I wasn't supposed to attend, and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you, and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and I found out you were a Capulet and got bummed so I sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour, even though I wanted to bone Rosaline like two scenes ago.
Romeo: So, marry me, maybe.
